Mahashivratri Quotes|| ShayarAshiq2020

January 28, 2020

Mahashivratri Quotes|| ShayarAshiq2020

21 February 2020
Maha shivaratri is a Hindu festival celebrated annually in honour of Lord Shiva, and in particular, marks the day of the consummation of marriage of Lord Shiva. 

15+ Mahashivratri Quotes 2020




"Om Namah" Shivaya! Happy Maha Shivratr...



Today is the auspicious day of Lord Shiva. Celebrate it with joy of heart and help people understand the values of Lord Shiva.



God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness;your wishes will be accomplished.
#Om Namah Shivaya..



May Lord Shiva and Mata Parvati shower their blessings to everyone.
May this festival be a purposeful one to everybody.




May all your prayers be granted by Bhagwaan Shiva! Wishing you a Happy Maha Shivratri 2020!



Start the day by saying bam bam bhole. Happy Maha Shivaratri.


Happy Shivaratri. May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength on this Mahashivratri and always.


Celebrate the auspicious moonless night of Maha shivratree in Shiva name.

Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti..
Khushi Ki Bahar Mile. Shivratri ke Pavan Avsar Par'Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Shuravat Mile
Happy Mahashivratri2020....


Maha Shivratree is the dark night which will bring a new dawn.



Krinvanto Visham Aryam. Wishing you a happy Maha Shivaratri.


On this Maha Shivratree night may all your wishes come true..

Happy Shivaratri. May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength on this Mahasivratri and always.


On this occasion of Maha Shivaratri. May Shiva bless you.

Shivratri blessing to you and your family. May Lord Shiva bless you with good health.





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International Men's Day Quotes

January 25, 2020

International Men's day quotes||SHAYARASHIQ 2020


10+Men's day quotes

1.It’s worth of celebration all those things that Men can achieve in this life...




2.A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes..


3.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

4.
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one. 😎

5.
A father nurtures a child to help him start his life
more importantly, he helps him become a ‘MAN’.Happy International Men’s Day!


6.
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth...
#Happy Men's day



7.
Congratulations to those Men for whom the family is above any pleasure in this world, happy Men’s day...


8.
A real man does not care about what others think about him, he just does what he has to for the good of his family. Happy Men’s Day


9.
True Fact:- When a girl falls down
She is helped by so many people
But when a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
Happy Men’s Day

10.


It’s worth of celebration all those things that Men can achieve in this life...


11.
A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains....



12. 
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer...


 13.Only A man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even..

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Vasant Panchami Quotes;English Font]|| SHAYARASHIQ 2020

January 22, 2020

Vasant Panchami Quotes;English Font]|| SHAYARASHIQ 2020


Wishing you Happiness Good fortune Success Peace & Progress on the occassion of Basant Panchami.


No greeting card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
Just a carrying heart wishing u
Happy Basant Panchami.



All around are beautiful sights, flowers, birds, sweets and kites, Basant Panchami truly delights!
Happy Basant Panchami!



May the occasion of Basant Panchami bring the wealth of knowledge to you;And may you be blessed by Goddess Saraswati and all your wishes come true.
Happy Basant Panchami2020!



Wishing you happiness, good fortune, success, peace and progress on the auspicious occasion of Basant Panchami.
Happy Basant Panchami2020! 



Bhine Bhine se ho badal,
khula khula sa akash ho,
happy Basant Panchami ke es pawan din par,
I pray to God, app mere pass ho.
Happy Basant Panchami!




The harsh winter ends, spring is God-sent;
A song on every lip; reminding one of yore;
Nature at its very best, charting a new course;
The flowers bloom, let’s romance to the core!
Happy Basant Panchami!
2020.....



Spring is in air, Fresh blossoms everywhere. Sending you my warm greetings on the auspicious occasion of Basant Panchami!


With fragrant flowers and fluttering butterflies around, soft breeze whispers in your ear.
Happy Basant Panchami!
2020....



Shubh Basant Panchami May You Be Blessed By
Goddess Saraswati All Your Wishes Come True..



 With the chill in the weather receding, may your sorrows also vanish like the cold weather.
Happy Basant Panchmi2020!




Maa Saraswati Aapko Sadev Ache Vichar (Thought) Pradan Karti Rahey, Maa Saraswati ki blessing aap par sada rahey… Happy Basant Panchami2020!

Sending you my warm greetings on the auspicious occasion of Basant Panchami.



On this day, Goddess Saraswati is worshipped in various names and fames – badal, arts and science, and deep supreme knowledge. Happy Basant Panchami.



We all pray to Goddess Saraswati,
Who is bright as like as the colored moon,
And who is respected & followed by the all Gods,
May she protect us and keep up away form bad habits.
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Indian Army Day [Army day] Quote||ShayarAshiq 2020

January 18, 2020

Indian Army Day Quote||ShayarAshiq 2020



Saluting Real Heroes Of India. Indian Army Day


Only best of the friends and worst of the enemies visit us.. 


There will be no withdrawal without written orders and these orders shall never be issued...


Indian Army Day Quote




We fight to win and win with a knockout because there are no runners up in war..

If death strikes, before I prove my blood, I swear I'll kill death..


It Is The Love For The Nation And People Of The Nation That Inspires Indian Army To Be Such A Strong And Inspiring Force. Indian Army Day



This Nation Will Remain, The Land of the free, Only So Long As It is The Home of the Brave.. Indian Army Day



If a man says he is notafraid of dying, he is either lying or a Gurkha



Bharat Maa ke Veer Sapoot Hamare Veer Yodhaa.. Happy Indian Army Day



I am proud to be an indian, Salute Our Soldiers On Indian Army Day..



Indian Army Day always reminds us of all our heroes who stand strong to keep us safe.. Army Day January 15..



On the occasion of India Army Day, let us thank the Indian Army to their dedication and protection.


Really I feel less keen about the Army every day. I think the Church would suit me better...



Secret operations are essential in war; upon them the army relies to make its every move.


The army is the true nobility of our country.




One can resist the invasion of an army but one cannot resist the invasion of ideas.


We fight to win and win with a knock out,because there are no runners up in war..



No Sir, I will not abandon my tank. My gun is still working and I will get these bastard...



The army teaches boys to think like men.


Quartered in snow, silent to remain. When the bugle calls, they shall rise and march again.


If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gorkha


The enemy are only 50 yards from us. We are heavily outnumbered. We are under devastating fire. I shall not withdraw an inch but will fight to our last man and our last round.
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[Instagram Biography] Best; Instagram Cool Bio's For Both;Girls &Boys 2020

January 14, 2020

Instagram Biography, Instagram Cool Bio's For Both;Girls &Boys 2020







urgood name here♠
“If an opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door!”💪
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खुशी शर्मा
"In between goals is a thing called life that has to be lived and enjoyed".//
RANVEER SINGH.🌏
Librian💫


आकाश सिंह ♥️☘️
SCORPION🦂
If you are one of those "DOG PEOPLE" then you're my FRIEND ! 🐶🐾
कभी खुशी कभी गम 😂



Diya Shripathy
FASHION//MODEL//DESIGNER//ARTIST/
/TRAVELLER//PAINTER//WRITER//ACTOR 🦋
Contact for work




Sumit Goswami
A lie is just a great story ruined by truth ✌🏻
🏡 Delhi, India 🇮🇳
#doctor #delhiite #marketer



Ved🌍❤
See the good in world and live the life u always wanted❤



Shan Reza🌍
Give me Ego nd i'll make sure u drown in there...
#karma is not a bitch...💥
Proud to be a #Josephite✨


'urgood name here'
Too many flaws to be perfect // Too many blessings to be ungrateful ✨
📍 UK🇬🇧




Urgood name🌠
18'' // Delhi
Turn that savage up and those feelings down 🔪
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Urgood name here 💕 ❤️
Autumn of 99'🍃🍂
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We're all bad in someone story ✨



@Urgoodname
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Crazy soul💃




👑Ur good name👑
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Serious addiction for skincare & makeup💄
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Star 🌠Of my king 👑
Star 🌠can't Shine without Darkness
Be Unique, Be different from others 💥
Wishing me 00Feb 🎂
Single🔥🔥🔥
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Alone🔥🔥🔥

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[26January]Republic Day Quote,Wishes,SMS, Status 2020|| Shayarashiq

January 12, 2020

Republic Day Quote,Wishes,SMS, Status|| Shayarashiq



In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous.

We are Indians, firstly and lastly.



Let new India arise out of peasants’ cottage, grasping the plough, out of huts, cobbler and sweeper.



A politician will do anything to keep his job' even become a patriot.



For some days, people thought that India was shaking. But there are always tremors when a great tree falls.



So to feel the patriotism & dedications of those sacrifice that our freedom fighters made,
here are some of the wishes that will enlighten this spirit in you. Happy Republic Day 2020



Today, let us remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be a part of India. Happy 71st Republic Day 2020


May the Indian spirit prosper forever. To remember is to cherish! Happy 26th January 2020 to all!



Let every teacher teach the student how to love this nation, let every parent instill in his or her sons and daughters the Beauty of our nation.



Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day  Never forget their sacrifice!






Democracy means nothing if people are not able to work the democracy for the common good.


India is a country of diversity bonded by love and affection. On the auspicious occasion of Republic Day, let us come together to celebrate this day with respect and love for each other. HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY – VANDE MATRAM


Citizenship consists in the service of the country.


Freedom in mind, Faith in our heart, Memories in our souls. Let’s salute the Nation on Republic Day



I think patriotism is like charity ; it begins at home.

Let new India arise out of peasants cottage; grasping the plough, out of huts, cobbler and sweeper.

Give me blood, I will give you freedom..


The shots that hit me are the last nails to the coffin of British rule in India..


Swaraj is my birth right and I shall have it.


The almighty In the Most high grants;
liberty only to those who love It,
and Are always ready To defend It...
Happy republic day!2020


Freedom is not given;it is taken.


India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.



Even if I died in the service of the nation, I would be proud of it. Every drop of my blood… will contribute to the growth of this nation and to make it strong and dynamic.#Happy Republic day 2020!




You must be the change you want to see in the World.
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Happy Makar Sankranti Wishing Message, Quotes & Saying 2020

January 08, 2020

Happy Makar Sankranti Wishing Message, Quotes & Saying 2020



Wishing you lots of love
and a very Happy Sankranti2020!

May all the sweet magic Of Makar Sankranti conspire'" To gladen your hearts.

May this harvest season bring you prosperity
Let us celebrate together.
Wishing you a very Happy Makar Sankranti.



I wish you soar high just like the kites on Makar Sankranti.
Happy Makar Sankranti!

Tyohar nahi hota apna paraya,
Tyohar hai wahi jise sabne manaya,
To mila k gud me til,
Patang sang ud jane do dil.
Happy makar sankranti.

Have a cheerful' Uttarayan, and may god bless you and your family with every bit happiness, prosperity and kindness in the world! May ur life is blessed with love.


The eternal mystery of life is a new start. Wishing you a happy Makar Sankranti.


Look Outside' It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For You.. Trees Dancing for you…
Birds Singing for you.... Because I requested them All to wish you…..
Happy Makar Sankranti2020!


May your life be blessed with love.
May your life be blessed with lakshmi.
May your life be blessed with happiness.
Happy Makar Sankranti2020!

With great devotion,
Fervor and gaiety,
With rays of joy and hope,
Wish you and your family
Happy Makar Sankranti2020!


As the sun starts northward journey.
He makes all the happines of throughout this year.
I wish you and your family a very
Happy Makar Sankranti..!

Let The Vibrancy And Colour Of This
Festive Season Brighten Up Your Life.
Happy Makar Sankranti2020!



With Great Devotion,
Fervor and Gaiety,
With Rays of Joy and Hope,
Wish You and Your Family,
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTI…


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Lohri Sweet Wishes Message, Quotes, Status

January 08, 2020

What is Lohri,How it celebrated?

It is a traditional Punjabi festival that is celebrated to mark the end of the winter season. Astrologically, the sun enters into Capricorn sign. Thus for the Indian subcontinent the travel of sun to the northern path starts from this day. It would result in larger days and smaller nights for the next six months or so.

Lohri falls on 14 January 2020 and this festival is one of the most auspicious festival celebrated by Punjabi farmers. During the month of January, the farmers harvest sugarcane crops and that is one of the major reasons why this festival is linked to Lohri.


20+LohriQuotes


Wishing this harvest season brings happiness and prosperity to you and your family. Happy Lohri 2020!


Hope divine grace brings joy to your heart and fulfills all your wishes on this auspicious occasion. Happy Lohri!

Wishing god’s abundant blessings fill your life with happiness and pleasant surprises this Lohri and always. Have a happy Lohri!



On this festive occasion of lohri, may God bless you with lifelong companionship and may it open doors of happiness for your offsprings! A very Happy Lohri!

You must give to get, you must sow the seed, before you can reap the harvest.

Mithaa gurh te vich mil geya til udi patang te khil geya dil har pal sukh te har vele shanti paao rabb agge dua tusi Lohri khushiyaan naal manaao! Happy Lohri!


Hope this Lohri brings you peace, happiness, and prosperity. Happy Lohri!


Dekho Apne Sang Ye Khushiyan Layi,
Hamne Is Din Gacchak or Rodi Khayi,
Dekho Aaj Lohri Aayi.

Wishing this harvest season brings happiness and prosperity to you and your family. Happy Lohri 2020!


nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori HAPPY LOHRI



Nachde ne saare te vich baldi aag, dhol di awaaj te nachdi mutiyaar, Mubaarak hove sarkaar Lohri da tyohaar. HAPPY LOHRI!!

Mithaa gurh te vich mil geya til udi patang te khil geya dil har pal sukh te har vele shanti paao rabb agge dua tusi Lohri khushiyaan naal manaao! Happy Lohri!


Hope this Lohri brings you peace, happiness, and prosperity. Happy Lohri!


Dekho Apne Sang Ye Khushiyan Layi,
Hamne Is Din Gacchak or Rodi Khayi,
Dekho Aaj Lohri Aayi.

Wishing this harvest season brings happiness and prosperity to you and your family. Happy Lohri 2020!


nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye, bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk, mungfali khha khaa rajjiye, te chabb chabb rajjiye reori HAPPY LOHRI



Nachde ne saare te vich baldi aag, dhol di awaaj te nachdi mutiyaar, Mubaarak hove sarkaar Lohri da tyohaar. HAPPY LOHRI!!

May the joyous harvest season brings to you & your family happiness & prosperity best wishes for a joyous Lohri 2020!

Wish you a very Happy Lohri. May your life be as colourful and joyful as the festival of Lohri2020!.

May the joyous harvest season brings to you & your family happiness & prosperity best wishes for a joyous Lohri 2020!

Wish you a very Happy Lohri. May your life be as colourful and joyful as the festival of Lohri2020.

Let the festival of harvest brighten your life with prosperity and success. May you are blessed with soaring happiness and wonderful celebrations. Happy Lohri dearest sister.


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15+Best Christmas Day Wishing;Message, Greetings,Quotes, Status

January 04, 2020

25+Best Christmas Day [Wishing Message, Greetings,Quotes, Status]


Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!

Christmas Day 2020


Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.


Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed.

Love the giver more than the gift.

To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white.'

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

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2nd January [Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti]; Wishes, Greetings, SMS, Quotes 2020

January 04, 2020

Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti; Wishes, Greetings, SMS, Quotes 2020




May the teachings of Guruji bring wisdom and compassion in all the fellow beings. Let's make our land a happy and peaceful place to live.

May Guru Gobind Singh Ji inspire you to achieve all your goals and may his blessings be there in whatever you do.


Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti 2020


When you erase the ego within you, only then will you be able to achieve true happiness. Happy Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti 2020.


Celebrate Gurpurab With your loved ones, Friends & Family, & Enjoy Guru Gobind Singh Ji’S Divine Love & Blessings…
Happy Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti2020..


Tera TujhKo Saunp Ke ..Kya Laage Mera..!!


Aap Sab Parivar Nu
Dhan Dhan Sri Guru Gobind Singh Ji De Prakash Utsav Dian
Lakh Lakh Wadhaiyan Hovan Ji.


Sawa Lakh Se Ek Ladaun, Tabe Gobind Singh Naam Kahaun..!!


Sach Kaho Sun Leho Sabhe, Jin Prem Kio Tin Hee Prabh Paio!!


Deh Shiva Bar Mohe Eh-Hey, Subh Karman Te Kabhu Na Taro..


Dwell in peace in the home of your own being, and the Messenger of Death will not be able to touch you.


Na Daro Arr Soe Jabh Jaye Laro, Nischey Kar Apni Jit Karo!!

Mera Muj Me Kich Nai, Jo Kich Hai So Tera,


Khalsa Mero Roop Hai Khaas, Khaalse Meh Hau Karau Nivaas


Khalsa Mero Mukh Hai Angaa, Khaalse Ke Haun Sad Sad Sangaa..!!


The ignorant person is totally blind
they do not appreciate the value of the jewel..

May Guru Gobind Singh Ji inspire you to achieve all your goals and may his blessings be there in whatever you do.
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Happy New Year Wishing;Messages, Quote, Greetings,.

January 03, 2020

Happy New Year Wishing Messages


Even so, there were ups and downs;you did remarkably well.
Happy New Year 2020!

This new year will be our year! Cheers to all. Happy new year!


May 2020 bring to you warmth of love, and guide you towards a positive destination. Happy New Year!2020.


Happy New Year 2020


Live, love and laugh! Wishing you a Happy New Year, from our family to yours!



Here's hoping that every day of this new year is filled with happiness, success and prosperity for everyone!


May this new year bring you much joy and fun. May you find peace, love and success. Sending my heartiest new year wish for you!


I hope that the new year will be the best year of your life. May all your dreams come true and all your hopes be fulfilled!
Happy New Year 2020!




I hope your life will be full of surprise and joy in the new year that’s about to begin. May You be blessed with everything you want in life.
Happy New Year 2020!


Past is a "Waste paper"
Present is "Newspaper"
Future is a "Question paper"
So read and write carefully.
Otherwise life will be a Tissue paper.
Happy New Year 2020!

May lights guide you home and lead you to the most positive destination at the beginning of the year.
Happy New Year!



You rode the tiger last year,
and you didn't fall, what a success - cheers to your accomplishments,
and best of luck for the New Year.

Whether your resolves lasted or not
It is time to resolve all over again
Happy New Year!



As long as you are with me, I don’t need any other reason to celebrate the new year. You’re all the reasons I need to smile. Wishing you a happy new year!

May this upcoming year be as much glorified as you wish for it to be. Make this year more memorable than ever by accomplishing all your goals. Have a safe and HAPPY New Year 2020.

Life is not about possession; it is about appreciation. New hopes and aspirations. Happy New Year!2020



Wishing you a Happy New Year with the hope that you will have many blessings in the year to come.

Another year has passed, another year has come. I wish for you that, with every year, you achieve all of your dreams. May God pour love and care on you. Happy New Year.2020😊

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Jokes

January 03, 2020
आपने शादी क्यूं की.? 

पति बस ऐसे ही शौक" के लिए

फिर पूछा पत्नी से - और आपने क्यूं की ?

 Wife --  इनका "शौक" उतारने के लिए...
😂😜😝😝😜😂

चलो दोस्तो..

आज दर्द बाँटते है।

तुम दरवाजे में ऊँगली👉डालो

मैं तुम्हारे साथ चिल्लाऊंगा

एक हरामी बच्चे से किसी ने सवाल किया :

बिल्ली पूंछ क्यों हिलाती है..?

बच्चे ने बड़े ही इम्तिनान से जवाब दिया :

क्योंकि पूंछ बिल्ली की है, तेरे बाप की नहीं।

😂😝😝😜😜😂

किस्मत फूटी है भाई अपनी तो
,
,
,
आज शाम पहली बार
,
,
,
एक लडकी की फ्रेंड रिक्वेस्ट आई
,
,
,
,
इतनी खुशी हुई के
,
खुशी-खुशी में #कनफर्म
की जगह #केंसिल का
बटन दब गया 😢

दूसरों को समझना बुद्धिमानी है

खुद को समझना असली ज्ञान है

दूसरों को काबू करना बल है

और खुद को काबू करना

वास्तविक शक्ति है

लोगों को मेसेज आते हैं
आई लव यू 

और  मुझे मेसेज आते हैं
 प्लीज मेरा ग्रूप
जाॅइन कर लो...🙁

प्रेमी प्रेमिका से- डार्लिंग मुझे तुम्हारी आँखों

में सारी दुनिया दिखाई देती है।

पीछे से एक बूढा बोला-

हमारी गाय नहीं मिल रही! दिखे तो बताना।

:-)पत्नी :~ सुनो जी सर्कस देखने चले ?
.
पति :~ नहीं मैं बिजी हूँ ।
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पत्नी :~ सर्कस में एक लड़की बिना कपड़ो के शेर की सवारी करती है 😅
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:-)पति :~ तुम भी बहुत जिद्दी हो, हर बात जिद करके मनवा लेती हो ।
चलो सर्कस, बहुत दिन हो गए शेर देखे ।
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आगे की कहानी........😅
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:-)पति ने सबसे आगे की सीट की टिकट ली और दोनों बैठ गए ।

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शेर का शो आया और चला गया, पर बिना कपड़ो के लड़की नहीं आयी ।
सर्कस का शो खत्म हो गया ।
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पति :~ तुमने तो कहा था एक लड़की बिना कपड़ो के आएगी ?
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पत्नी :~ मैंने तो बिना कपड़ो के शेर कहा था, लड़की नहीं....
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" कसम से, फिरसे पढ़ लो "
पढ़ो अब दुबारा

पहले खत पकड़े जाते थे,

फिर मोबाइल,

और अब स्क्रीन शॉट्स,

ए महोब्बत तेरा तो,
बेड़ा गर्क हो गया...
😂😝😝😜😜😂

प्रेमिका- मैं बहुत बोर हो रही हूँ, चलो हम
छुपा–छुपी का खेल खेलते है

“अगर तुमने मुझे ढूंढ लिया तो हम शॉपिंग करने चलेंगे”

प्रेमी- और अगर मैं तुम्हे नही ढूंढ पाया तो ?

प्रेमिका- अरे ऐसा मत कहो यार में गेट के
पीछे ही छुपुंगी!

लडके वाले : अच्छा तो अब
लेन-देन की बात कर लें...!

       

लडकी वाले : हाँ बताईये,
कितने का है आपका बेटा...?

आज बहुत दिनों बाद पुरानी महबूबा से बात हुई,
उन्होंने पूछा-कैसे हो?
हमने कहा-आंखों मे चुभन, दिल में जलन,
सांसें भी हैं कुछ थमी थमी सी,
है सब तरफ धुआं धुआं सा,
उन्होंने कहा-अभी तक हमारे इश्क में हो ?
हमने कहा-नहीं दिल्ली में हैं ।।

पप्पू- पापा, कल हम मालामाल हो जाएंगे!

पापा- वह कैसे?       

पप्पू- कल हमारे गणित के शिक्षक पैसे

को रुपये में बदलना सिखाएंगे।

एक चोर पप्पू का मोबाइल लेकर भाग गया।
पप्पू हंसने लगा...।
दोस्त-वो तुम्हारा मोबाइल लेकर भागा और तुम
हंस रहे हो।
पप्पू-भागने दो, चार्जर तो मेरे पास है..।
😂😝😝😜😜😂

पप्पू कल शाम समोसा खोलकर सिर्फ अंदर
का आलू खा रहा था
एक आदमी ने पूछा-ये क्या कर रहे हो,
तुम पूरा समोसा क्यों नहीं खा रहे ?
पप्पू-क्योंकि मैं बीमार हूं,
डॉक्टर ने बाहर की चीज खाने से मना किया है..
😂😝😝😜😜😂

एक किसान पास के शराबखाने में बैठा शराब पिए जा रहा था। एक व्यक्ति उसके पास आया और उसने पूछा‚
"अरे भाई‚ इतने सुहावने दिन तुम यहां बैठे शराब क्यों पी रहे हो?"

किसान उदासी से बोला : मेरे भाई कुछ बातें
ऐसी होती हैं जो समझायी नहीं जा सकतीं।

व्यक्ति पूछा : ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी भाई ?

किसान बोला : असल में आज मैं अपनी भैंस के पास बैठ कर दूध दुह रहा था। बाल्टी भरने ही वाली थी कि भैंस ने अपनी बायीं टांग उठायी और बाल्टी में मार दी।

व्यक्ति बोला : यह कोई एेसी बहुत बुरी बात तो नहीं है जिसके लिए शराब पी जाये ।

किसान फिर बोला : कुछ बातें ऐसी होती हैं
जो समझायी नहीं जा सकतीं।

व्यक्ति ने फिर पूछा : तो फिर क्या हुआ ?

किसान बोला : मैंने उसकी बायीं टांग पकड़ी और बायें खंबे से बांध दी।

व्यक्ति पूछा : अच्छा फिर ?

किसान : फिर में बैठ कर दुबारा उसे दुहने लगा।जैसे ही मेरी बाल्टी भरने वाली थी कि भैंस ने
अपनी दायीं टांग उठायी और बाल्टी में मार दी।

व्यक्ति : फिर से?

किसान बोला : हाँ मेरे भाई फिर से वही तो कह रहा हूँ कि कुछ बातें ऐसी होती हैं जो समझायी नहीं जा सकतीं।

व्यक्ति बोला : अच्छा फिर तुमने क्या किया ?

किसान : इस बार मैंने उसकी दायीं टांग पकड़ी और दायें खंबे से बांध दी।

व्यक्ति : अच्छा उसके बाद ?

किसान : फिर से मैंने बैठकर दुहना शुरू कर दिया। फिर से जब बाल्टी भरने वाली थी कि बेवकूफ भैंस ने अपनी पूंछ मार कर बाल्टी लुढ़का दी।

व्यक्ति : हम्म्म्म...।

किसान : तुम नहीं समझोगे दोस्त क्योंकि कुछ बातें ऐसी होती हैं जो समझायी नहीं जा सकतीं।

व्यक्ति : फिर तुमने क्या किया?

किसान : फिर क्या। मेरे पास और रस्सी नहीं थी इसलिए मैंने अपने पजामे का नाडा निकाला और उससे भैंस की पूंछ को पटरे से बांध दिया।
उसी समय मेरा पजामा नीचे सरक गया और अचानक मेरी बीवी वहां आ पहुंची।

व्यक्ति सहानुभूति के साथ बोलता है - मैं समझ गया मेरे भाई तुम सही कहते हो कि कुछ बातें ऐसी होती हैं जो समझायी नहीं जा सकतीं .....

😂😝😝😜😜😂

भिखारी-हैलो, पिज्जा हट?
पिज्जा हट-यस सर..
भिखारी-1बड़ा पिज्जा और1 लीटर पेप्सी भेज दो।
पिज्जा हट-सर किस नाम से भेजू...
भिखारी-अल्लाह के नाम पर दे दे बाबा।
😂😝😝😜😜😂

दामाद ससुर से- बाऊ जी आप की बेटी ने नाक
में दम कर रखा है...
ससुर जी- बेटा मेरे बारे में सोच मेरे पास तो
उसकी भी मां है..!!

सर्दी आ गई है 😌

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